Sometimes fact is more funny than fiction. A young says, "I am going to Awol right now and runs out the door, slamming it hard behind him. The door is lock and he out in the cold cold world alone. The very next minute, I hear thunder, but think nothing of it. Suddenly I hear some bangs at the door so I open it. Stood at the door was the young man who planned to awol. He stood there soak and wet. He by passes me and goes into his room. Yes his planned to awol, was spoiled by the rain.